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	<title>The Incredible True-Life Adventures of Yibbet Turman</title>
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		<title>Ballooning</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2012 23:15:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[“He looks like The Great Oz,” a friend wrote.  I found this caricature while researching my house.  Myers, the guy who built it, is in a balloon because he was a member of the Kansas City Aero Club.  In his &#8230; <a href="http://elizabethschurman.wordpress.com/2012/01/24/ballooning/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=elizabethschurman.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5131492&amp;post=2621&amp;subd=elizabethschurman&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Cops and Robbers</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2012 01:42:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sunday afternoon, I heard the garage door open, and went down to find some former tenants carrying stuff out. “Hey, what’s up?” “We’re just getting more of her stuff,” the guy said. “Oh,” I said.  I gave him my look &#8230; <a href="http://elizabethschurman.wordpress.com/2012/01/19/cops-and-robbers/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=elizabethschurman.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5131492&amp;post=2616&amp;subd=elizabethschurman&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Drought Conquered</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2012 02:28:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When we last left the mansion the score was: gas, on, furnace, blazing; water, off.  Drought conditions continued to plague the carriage house.  At times, they felt Biblical in proportion, although they were not. Friend of a friend (let’s call &#8230; <a href="http://elizabethschurman.wordpress.com/2012/01/15/drought-conquered/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=elizabethschurman.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5131492&amp;post=2612&amp;subd=elizabethschurman&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>What The Ghost of George Myers Owes Me</title>
		<link>http://elizabethschurman.wordpress.com/2012/01/11/what-the-ghost-of-george-myers-owes-me/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jan 2012 22:12:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I woke up this morning, remembered I still didn&#8217;t have water, and I wished I were Betty Draper.  I imagined myself married to a rich man, rolling over and ringing the bell for the maid.  But water would soon be &#8230; <a href="http://elizabethschurman.wordpress.com/2012/01/11/what-the-ghost-of-george-myers-owes-me/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=elizabethschurman.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5131492&amp;post=2604&amp;subd=elizabethschurman&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Squat</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jan 2012 21:10:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Myers&#8217; mansion may be cursed.  The last owner moved to Kansas City, had his whole life fall apart, and evacuated the midwest.  The owners before that, I am told, suffered a nasty divorce.  Curses are so sexy, though. My fellow &#8230; <a href="http://elizabethschurman.wordpress.com/2012/01/07/squat/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=elizabethschurman.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5131492&amp;post=2597&amp;subd=elizabethschurman&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>On My First Husband</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Jan 2012 20:51:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;What do you want me to do with Wooly Bully?&#8221; my mom asked.  She had presented me with some plastic trash bags of stuffed animals, the most prominent member of which was the gentleman who prompted the discussion to begin &#8230; <a href="http://elizabethschurman.wordpress.com/2012/01/01/on-my-first-husband/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=elizabethschurman.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5131492&amp;post=2585&amp;subd=elizabethschurman&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Holy Innocents</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2011 22:54:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Aunt Nina,&#8221; my mother said.  &#8221;Aunt Tilly&#8230; Uncle Herb&#8230;.&#8221;  These aunts are my mother&#8217;s great-aunts, my grandmother&#8217;s aunts.  We were driving Grandma home from Christmas dinner.  We had found a topic of conversation that was safe.  That is difficult.  My &#8230; <a href="http://elizabethschurman.wordpress.com/2011/12/29/holy-innocents/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=elizabethschurman.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5131492&amp;post=2582&amp;subd=elizabethschurman&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Dumb</title>
		<link>http://elizabethschurman.wordpress.com/2011/12/19/dumb-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Dec 2011 19:58:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This week, I hate Mary.  It&#8217;s all so easy for her, isn’t it?  God gives her a kid.  She already has a great fiancé, the kind of guy who believes you when you say God knocked you up.  Let&#8217;s not &#8230; <a href="http://elizabethschurman.wordpress.com/2011/12/19/dumb-2/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=elizabethschurman.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5131492&amp;post=2573&amp;subd=elizabethschurman&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Dance Lessons</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2011 18:09:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dancing begins when women are brave.  A man can almost never begin the dancing.  Women dancing alone, or with one friend, might be weird or need to claim they are drunk, but men dancing alone have to be drag queens &#8230; <a href="http://elizabethschurman.wordpress.com/2011/12/15/dance-lessons/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=elizabethschurman.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5131492&amp;post=2564&amp;subd=elizabethschurman&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Dickens, Capitalism, and Jesus</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Dec 2011 17:08:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I believe in Charles Dickens Christmas.  Magnificent capitalist Christmas is fun, too.  I like spending outrageous sums of money once a year.  It&#8217;s exciting.  Sometimes I even believe in Jesus Christmas. Charles Dickens Christmas is &#8220;mankind is my business&#8221; and &#8230; <a href="http://elizabethschurman.wordpress.com/2011/12/06/dickens-capitalism-and-jesus/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=elizabethschurman.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5131492&amp;post=2554&amp;subd=elizabethschurman&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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